Wisdom

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Wisdom #1445: Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.

Wisdom #850: Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.

Wisdom #669: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Wisdom #537: A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Wisdom #20: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

Wisdom #145: Never laugh any anyone's dreams.

Wisdom #1304: My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.

Wisdom #30: The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.